DYMES ON MARRS
"Dimes on Mars is a private radio station by slobek and tomaz. We specialize in news, storys and radio magazine pieces.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Monday - Clowns, Climate and Cremation

Vote Tiririca 2010


Word is Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva of San Paulo is taking the Repulic Party of Brazil by storm.  With well over 1 million votes for the Congressional and Presidential race Tiririca, his professional name, is winning hearts.  Public representatives attempted to bar him from the race due to the fact that he might very well be illiterate. 


What was the slogan, the rhetoric that won him the support of the people?  

“What does a congressman do? The truth is I don’t know, but vote 
for me and I’ll tell you,” Franciso boasted.  ”It can’t get any worse”.  

He might not be able to read but he sure can whip together one liners !


________


McDonald’s Heart has left San Francisco

(don’t ask about the medical bills)


Apparently San Francisco, that bastion of controversial governing is considering banning McDonald’s from delivering toys to kids unless they clean up their act, nutritionally speaking of course. The local public servant, Eric Mar, said “I’m doing my best to protect kids and promote healthier lifestyles and living.”



________

Ad Cremates Kids


We’re ashamed that this is the only headline that might get you to read the story.  Apparently the free world has taken to bully scare tactics to urge humankind to take some interest in the environment that, pre-GMO food, sustained them.  As it happens the 10:10 campaign for global warming/climate change or whatever it’s called now, awareness, is aggressively towing a line. Radiohead provided the music along with guest support from Gillian Anderson and Peter Crouch.  However, the charities involved were appalled at the spot and it was pulled hours from it’s theatrical release.  Good riddance.  However, the Ad Creators have not and will not apologize.  They’ve stated that they will take no efforts to censor the versions of the film that currently exists on the internet.  Eco-Facism or no?



________

Homemade Sperm


Scientist have successfully created human sperm from stem cells, we’re being told.  While sitting in a martian cafe deciphering the news from the locals, we here that we earthlings have finally created a human sperm cell.

http://www.nbr.co.nz/article/scientists-create-sperm-stem-cells-105187



Flu Vaccines Cause Convulsions in Children - from Australia. Apprently one brand of flu vaccinations hasn’t been received well by the host organism (our body).  What do you think? Are Flu Vaccines necessary?





Add comment

Fill out the form below to add your own comments